I saw mommy kissing Santa ClausUnderneath the misletoe last night.She didn't see me creepDown the stairs to peep;She thought that I was tucked upIn my bedroom fast asleep.
Then I saw mommy tickle Santa ClausUnderneath his beard so snowy white;Oh, what a laugh it would have beenIf Daddy had only seenMommy kissing Santa Claus last nightMommy kissing Santa Claus last night